Awesome poetry in English | English poetry | 2 line English poetry

 

The only normal people you know are the ones you don't know very well.

That Awesome Moment, When You Find A Free WiFi In Public Places.. 

God is really creative, i mean..just look at me.

Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!

Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk

The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

That Amazing Moment.. When YOu DrOp YOur PhOne.. But, The HeadphOnes Save Its Life..

That awesome moment when we bunkers get more marks !! Than attenders .

That 'Awesome moment', when you see someone's status,and you know it's aimed at you

 

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it

Honesty is the best gift you can give.

When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke..

Those who say money can't buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.

Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a 'lol' at the end of it.

Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.

That feeling when you enter to a store and they play your favorite song.

The awesome feeling you get when people remember small details about you. 

Its awesome .. when some one understands u more than u.

Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.

Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men's toilet.

Money can't buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.

I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.

The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you're watching.

Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.

Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet .

May I go to the toilet = I'm fucking bored.

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.

People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.

When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

I don't always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.

I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.

I don't want to earn my living, I want to live.

Eight letters, three words, one regret. I miss you.

I miss your smile but I miss my own even more.

Behind my smile is everything you'll never understand.

I still miss him, I miss him, I'm missing him.

Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

I'm jealous of my parents, i'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.

One day, I'm gonna make the onions cry.

The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.

When you're good, you're good, when you're awesome you're me.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :').